Wednesday, April 1, 2009

The Hague and Amsterdams:Ten Lessons to live by

1. Dont be afraid of color, stop the dull blandy blah blahs

2. If you have a jacket let it be black with lots of random stiches and zippers

3. Everyone loves Barak Obama yes we can!

4. Shoe game, Sketchers is boorrrrriiiiiinnnngggggg! Get slim long and sexy!

5. If you speak a little, spanish, french, Japanese, Arabic, and English you can make it!

6. Sex is everywhere, our ads are way conservative and so are we!

7. Drinking and Smoking weed is ok at a young age so stop making an issue of it.

8. Europe is expensive and taxes are already included so that leaves you little to think of when shopping except for the fact the dollar is a joke right now.

9. In America im a black man and a american, In europe Im another human.

10. Travel as much as you can, this is key to understanding your life's direction.

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